Sunday, August 27, 2006
::jokejoke::
When people say, while watching a movie: 'Did you see that?'
No, I paid $9.50 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor (duh).
People who ask: 'Can I ask you a question?'
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you?
When people say something is 'new and improved', which is it?
If it's new, then there's never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it can't be new.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks: 'Has the bus come yet?'
If it has, would I still be standing here, genius?

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